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Wii [Dec. 2nd, 2006|12:56 am]
Kaosu Reido
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[Current Location |Wii]
[mood |amusedWii]

My, it's been a while.

Many months.

A long time.

Some large Katamari have been rolled in my absence.

Of ample proportions.

Also, I have a Wii now.

And it rocks.


Basically, ever since I got my Wii, I've been playing it. Also working, but mostly playing my Wii.

My Wii likes to be played with.

Zelda makes me feel good, ExciteTruck is fun, and I have too many Miis.

Too many.

Now, Zelda is basically a GameCube game with Wii controls. It's a bit more than that, but that's essentially what it is.

Granted, it's fucking beautiful.

Really.

Actually, Zelda's the best game on the Wii right now.

ExciteTruck is arcade fun. Not a ton of depth, but fun.

Haven't tried Trauma Center; I mostly bought it due to it being by Atlus. The DS version was enough rape, thanks.

And strangely haven't touched WiiSports. I oughta.

Anyway, my Wii Friendcode: 4107 7012 6608 8046

Bed tomorrow. Work, sadly.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2006|11:40 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |tiredWork]
[music |PRETTY]

Wolverine feels... pretty.




Oh so pretty.

HE FEEL PRETTY, AND WITTY, AND BRIIIIIIGHT!
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YOU'RE LYING! [Jun. 12th, 2006|11:01 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |calmOVERRULED!]
[music |Investigation ~ Overtaked]

I worked again today. Weeee. So fun.

So tiring.

The power of Sentai?



DEKACHANGE.

Bought a TIE Interceptor and an A-Wing. Lego sets.

Both are put together.

Very nice, both.

But now I need the giant fucking Lego Death Star.

It's big. Really big. Suupa big.

Phoenix Wright big.

Phoenix Wright. Sequel comin' here. Big greatness. Lawyering.

Much objectioning. Buy a DS. Play this game. Love it. Hug it. Make it yours. Tell it dirty secrets. Take it to happy places. And use it to destroy them.

With your MIND.

Phoenix Wright needs more said about it. Basically, you play the titular Phoenix Wright, a newbie lawyer. He's still learning the ropes, and constantly solving murder cases; a LOT of murder cases. Ok, I don't know of a single case he's solved that ISN'T a murder case.

Makes you wonder; why's he involved in all these murders?

Homicidal little...

Anyway, it's sort of like CSI in how you do the ENTIRE investigation yourself. Except without the suck. Phoenix is basically in two modes:

1. Complete, Lovable Moron
2. Super Bad Ass Lawyer Who Eats You Alive

The second usually comes up for five seconds, then someone points out a massive mistake in Wright's reasoning. This sets off the Wrightomatic Shockometer.

He has the best fucking "WTF!" looks ever.

He's always the underdog; his clients have flimsy alibis, and he has little evidence to clear them until the end. Plus, the prosecution is usually run by Miles Edgeworth, who has a lot of history with Wright.

Well, ok, they were in the same class for one grade.

BUT IT'S HISTORY NEVERTHELESS!

Edgeworth never lost a case. Until Phoenix beat him three times out of three, but that's not touched on much. Presumably because Edgeworth could buy and sell Phoenix easy. Poor Phoenix tends to take on jobs for those down on their luck; barely ever gets paid. Plus, his assistant varies; the first case, a veteran who could kill Edgeworth with a glance. The next three, her "Medium-In-Training" sister, who honestly saves a lot of cases. And the fifth, a "Scientific Investigator" in training; she ends up being the center of the case.

With an ending that made me all warm and fuzzy inside, when Phoenix basically went to the very top of the legal ladder, and just started knocking people off.

Clap, bitch.

CLAP!

But he always seems to fuck it all up. Sure, he saves it, but many a time he introduces "decisive" evidence which the prosecution suddenly uses against him. Heck, his clients have even been declared Guilty by the judge, and only saved by a last minute objection.

He seems to have an aura of likability, however. Even Edgeworth will try to save Phoenix's ass on occasion, at one point objecting with nothing to ask; simply because he hoped to think of a question WHILE objecting. Otherwise...

Well, you try not to obtain the "otherwise" circumstance. But you fuck up enough, your poor client gets declared guilty.

And the sentence is DEEEEEEEEEEATH! Or so it's implied.

In his line of work, getting your ass beat down in court is a regular occurance.

But he ALWAYS comes through in the end.

Phoenix Wright.




One tough lawyer.

Sekasekasekaseka-system
Sekasekasekaseka-system
System
System system system system

The system is down

The system is down

The system is down
The system is down
The system is down
Down down down down

They're taking over!
They're taking over!
The system is taking over
The system is taking over
The system is taking over
A dance revolution!

Dance revolution!
The system is taking
The system is taking
The system is taking
Taking

Dancing robots
Dancing robots
Dancing robots

Robots
Dancing robots
Dancing robots
Robots
Robots
Taking system
FOOTBALL!


OBJECTION!
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Teh Fail! [Jun. 11th, 2006|10:17 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |complacentDinobot]
[music |RIGID GRILL STRUCTURE]

Thanks to not being able to find my Windows disc, I am still on Linux. This isn't necessarily a BAD thing, but I like Windows. So sue me.

I do, however, have premium channels now. Which is fun.Except they don't work perfect, but that should be fixed soon.

I have been a bit busy lately, what with work and all. And getting things to normal. Bought new Transformers, too.

Dinobot.

Everyone loves Dinobot. Plus Rattrap.

But yeah, purchased stuff.

Been watching lotsa movies. Addams Family, Addams Family Values, Episode 3 in Spanish...

Fun stuff.

But I'm sadly busy. I HAVE declared myself a Green Lantern, though.

I'm hoping for Kilowog to call me Poozer soon.


Come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
Everbody to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads
I see you fhwgads
Acting like You-know me!
I said come on fhwdgads
I said comeon fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
Whose that fh h h hhwagsensay that whos that fhwdgads!

I don't know who it is but it's probally a fhwdgads
I asked my friend jake I asked my friend john
they said it is was a fhwdgads

I say come on a fhwdgads!
Everybody to the limit!
The cheat's to the limit!
Everybody's a fhwdgads.


DINOBOT HAS SPOKEN! MY RIGID GRILL STRUCTURE...!
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Com-Pu-Tar [May. 20th, 2006|10:57 am]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |curiousBinary]
[music |Codemonkey]

I'm really busy lately getting my computer fixed.

Again.

These things break easy.

Formatting the C drive, reinstalling from scratch. Luckily, I have backups. And all the programs I need and/or use already on CD.

Just don't expect much until I'm set back up.
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ANTI-PIE [May. 18th, 2006|11:58 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |complacentANTI-PIE]
[music |ANTI-PIE]

ANTI-PIE
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Not Daily? [May. 17th, 2006|11:27 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |cheerfulI SUCK YOUR BLOOD]
[music |Morrigan's Theme]

I may not do this daily for much longer.

I am not an interesting person.

Teh suck.

BUT DAILY FOR NOW.
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BEEF HARDNECK [May. 16th, 2006|11:40 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |bouncyKIPP CHOPHEAD]
[music |HANK THRUSTCHOKE]

ROCK PUNCHMEAT

BUFF BACKRIB

CHUCK HAMMERHARD
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________ [May. 15th, 2006|11:32 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |weird_______________]
[music |_______________]

Your post for tonight is very special!

It's a Mad Lib!

Here we go!

_______________________________________
(rant)

_______________________________________
(image)

_______________________________________
(rant)

_______________________________________
(fanboyish rant)

_______________________________________
(italicized, angsty lyrics)

_______________________________________
(barely related phrase)

Have fun!
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MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE [May. 14th, 2006|11:48 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |complacentRolling Out]
[music |TRANSFORMERS]

Your second post today! Happy Mother's Day!

Everyone gets a happy Mother's day.

For it will destroy you.

I don't have much to talk about, sadly. That honestly happens a lot.

I am, however, a fucking Transformers freak.

I collect the little bitches.

Tons of them.

Not the G1 stuff. I can't afford it.

And I only started at the very tail end of Armada, so all I have from there is Superpants Prime and Uni-Fucking-Cron.

And I lack a lot of Energon.

But I fucking love Transformers.

Everyone remembers Optimus Prime.



He's so modest. He also became a giant truck. And he had the best voice EVER. Peter Cullen did it. Bestest voice EVARS. EVARS.

"TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

Always lost that trailer, though.

And Megatron.



Megatron was an asshole. He turned into a gun that looked too real to ever be sold again. He also never really seemed competent, did he? But he was definitely an asshole. Like Skeletor.



He became a car. I think. Maybe it was something I made up right on the spot.

OR DID THE GOVERNMENT REMOVE YOUR MEMORIES OF THE TRANSFORMERS/HE-MAN CROSSOVER?

But then there was Starscream!

He was... different.



We won't talk about that.

BUT THEY ALL OWNED. WITH PIE.

Except Starscream.

Something evil's watching over you
Comin' from the sky above
And there's nothing you can do

Prepare to strike
There'll be no place to run
When your caught within the grip
Of the evil Unicron

Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise

Strong enough to break the bravest heart
So we have to pull together
We can't stay worlds apart

To stand divided we will surely fall
Until our darkest hour
When the light will save us all

Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise
Transformers

Autobots wage their Battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Decepticons

It's judgment day and now we've made our stand
And now the powers of darkness
Have been driven from our land

The Battle's over but the war has just begun
And this way it will remain til the day when all are one

Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
More than meets the eye


ONE SHALL STAND...
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Non-Daily? [May. 14th, 2006|12:20 am]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |complacentBEAM'D]
[music |OMEGA BEAMS]

Likely two updates today 'cause I didn't update yesterday. Oh well.

Darkseid has stolen your post. He won't give it back.

And he'd use his Omega Beams on me if I asked.

Omega Beams.

They hurt.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2006|11:53 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |awakeGOT IT GOOD]
[music |Sonic Boom]

The world is my oyster.

But the pearl is made of paper.

Stupid fake pearl of fakeness.


If you're strong you can fly
You can reach the other side
Of the rainbow
It's alright, take a chance
'Cause there is no circumstance
That you cant handle
(When you use your mind)

Mr. Bad's got it good
But this ain't his neighborhhod
He's takin' over... no, no
Time is now, he can't hide
Find the power deep inside
And make it happen

(repeat chorus on *)
Sonic Boom
Sonic Boom
Trouple keeps you runnin' faster
Sonic Boom
Sonic Boom
Save the planet from disaster
Sonic Boom
Sonic Boom
Spinnig through a world in motion
Sonic Boom
Sonic Boom
Take it all the way

Make your move, break it out
That's what life is all about
It's your adventure
From the dark to the light
On a supersonic flight
Gott a keep it going


I'M ONTO YOU, PEARL!
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Nintendo Won E3 [May. 11th, 2006|10:45 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |calmCARDBOARD BOX]
[music |Do The Mario!]

Nintendo won E3. That's it.

You can't top that.

They managed to get Solid Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.



He even has the box.

Plus, other greats that deserved it.



Pit and Meta-Knight. Motherfucking Pit and Meta-Knight.

Pit had one game. Kid Icarus. Heck, we barely remember Pit. Simply that he kicked ass, and was a forgotten character.

And Meta-Knight just owns anyway.



Wario. And he has an atomic fart attack.



Zero-Suit Samus. Basically armorless Samus. I dunno. But it's still cool.

Those are the newcomers we know about. So far.

But there'll be more.

Maybe more third-party ones.

We can hope.

Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on it's time to go.
Do the Mario! Take one step and then again.
Let's do the Mario. All together now! You got it! It's the Mario!
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on it's time to go.
Do the Mario! Take one step and then again.
Let's do the Mario. All together now! Come on now! Just like that!


SNAKES ON A WII!
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PIE [May. 10th, 2006|11:57 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |chipperPIE]
[music |PIE]

PIE!




Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie
Pie


PIE!
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Bloogah? [May. 9th, 2006|11:02 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |angryTHE LIMIT]
[music |Push It To The Limit]

I have no idea what's going on, but I have seen the trailer for the next gen Sonic game. And lotsa other E3 goodies.

Too many to list.

So I won't try.

It's too hard.

I need to take a Wii.

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)


I HAVE ONLY DONE THIS ONCE BEFORE
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Civil War Commences! Lincoln Nowhere To Be Found [May. 8th, 2006|02:44 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |cynicalBIZARRO]
[music |?]

TO STORE WHAT I MAKE:




Doggie wants you!




Doggie and his cape and magic HELMET!




Poozer.




You know you wanted it.




BIZARRO NOT FOR NO ONE!




The Watcher knows!




Get in there!



Don't ask.
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And Then... [May. 7th, 2006|11:12 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |aggravatedPOOZER]
[music |Live And Learn]

Then, steal its wallet.

FOR KILOWOG!




Kilowog wants you! For the Green Lantern Corps.

With the GLC, you get:

A magic ring, that can do anything! Unless you want to do something yellow.

A mission! To protect a huge part of the galaxy, including species that not only have nothing in common with you, but think you look tasty!

A partner! Likely of a species you're at war with, because that builds character. And bad buddy movies.

A lot of training! Usually on the job, when you're being eaten by the aliens you're supposed to protect.

A group of mentors! The high and might Guardians of the Universe, who believe that you don't need to know what they don't want you to know.

A great vacation plan! Once a year, a day you can relax!

A flexible schedule! Only fight when evil wants you to!

Yes, get all these great benefits, and more, as part of the Green Lantern Corp!

In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power...
Green Lantern's light!


MOGO WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOU!
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(no subject) [May. 7th, 2006|11:07 pm]
Kaosu Reido
[Tags|]
[mood |calmWee!]
[music |IT'S A SMALL WORLD]

I think the world needs a hug.

A great big hug of loving.

And then the world needs to be held, and rocked, and cared for.

We need to give the world our love, and nuzzle it with joy.

It needs to know it's special.

It's a world of laughter
A world of tears
It's a world of hopes
And a world of fears
There's so much that we share
That it's time we're aware
It's a small world after all

There is just one moon
And one golden sun
And a smile means
Friendship to ev'ryone
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small world after all

It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small world after all
It's a small, small world


Love the world like you mean it!
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More Power Rangers [May. 6th, 2006|11:35 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |bouncyGET IN THERE]
[music |Space Theme]

Remember how much Tommy kicked ass? He'd pop up, kick some ass, and then the other Rangers would be like, "Dang, thanks Tommy. You kicked ass."

Yeah, Space made that look stupid.

Actually, I don't remember a ton about Power Rangers In Space. I remember that the follow up series, Lost Galaxy, was a horrible joke.

A horrible, horrible joke.

I felt dirty.

But I don't remember much about Space. Despite it easily being my favorite of the Ranger series, and my having it on my computron.

I should really rewatch it all someday.

I DO remember, however, that it had the best ending of them all.

Everyone's basically fucked. The entire galaxy is apparently pwned. The forces of evil win, and the Rangers have a little campout in Angel Grove.

Because, like Metropolis, Angel Grove is the center of the universe. Actually, it's just to the right of Ernie's old juice shop. The third tree from the left.

The one the camera man hides in.

But yeah, everything kept centering on Angel Grove. No matter what.

"RANGERS! I'M GOING TO ATTACK THE WORLD NOW!"

"Crap, we can't deal with that!"

"BUT MY FIRST TARGET IS YOUR HOME TOWN, WHERE ALL YOUR EQUIPMENT IS SITTING READY TO USE!"

"Oh. Well. OK then."

Anyway, the world is owned, and evil has taken over. The Rangers are resting and trying to figure out what to do. That part's sorta boring.

The next day, Astromena, the Evil Bitch™ (also really a nice girl under an evil spell. Or machines. Or bad gas. Or burrito farts. Or something) says: "Yo, bitches! Gimme da Rangers or I cap all yo asses!"

Naturally, the Rangers go, "Oh shits!"

But, then Bulk and Skull jump out and declare themselves to be Rangers.

Blue and Black, respectively.

Then the other citizens get into it.

Bulk: Blue.

Skull: Black.

Old Scientist Dude: Red.

Fat Black Chick: Pink.

Old Hobo Lookin' Dude: Silver Ranger.

Soccer Mom: Yellow Ranger.

Everyone in the city gets in on it at that point. Just imagine the morphing roll call.

No, I'm not going to make one up. Well, not right NOW. It's too good. Go ahead. You imagine it. It'll make you feel really funny.

Oh, fine. Here.

"BLUE FRIED CHICKEN POWER!"
"BLACK WUSSYBOY POWER!"
"RED STUTTERING POWER!"
"PINK FATASS POWER!"
"SILVER SHOPPING CART POWER!"
"YELLOW TIGHTASS POWER!"

Shut up, like you could do better. Quiet! Stop it! I'm telling!

Then Astronema decides "Ok, all y'all bitches gonna gets it now", but the real Rangers come out at that point and do their little roll call. At this point, they jump in and start kicking ass.

The best part is next: For once in the series, the citizens DO something. Bulk declares, "C'mon, let's get in there! Who's with me?!", and they just start beating the Putty Wannabes down. Always a great moment.

Then the Red Ranger, Andros, finds Zordon, has a fight with Ecliptor, and kills Zordon. Somehow, killing Zordon destroys all evil in the universe.

Until the next series.

This scene is funny. Zedd and Rita become humans and dance. Despite Zedd looking like the richest yuppie EVER.

Complete with polo shirt and another shirt tied around his neck.

This is one of the CHEESIEST SCENES EVER. The acting is HORRIBLE.

HORRIBLE.

But isn't that was makes it great? The bad blue screen effects, the actors obviously not getting paid enough, the badly spliced action from Sentai shows, the fact that there're still scenes that make ya wanna root for them in the end? The giant robots never actually killing anyone in the convinent abandoned office building district, the villains always focusing on the most heavily defended part of the world, the Rangers always losing all their great crap, but getting more great crap just in the nick of time?

Do we really CARE that it's not in any way a quality show, and simply fills the time with mindlessness?

Of course we do! 'cause it's great! We all love Power Rangers, even if think it's bad!

Especially if we think it's bad!

The Rangers being color coded to their heritage early on, the horrible acting, the idea that karate solves almost everything, and guns and robots solve the rest...

These are all elements of the incredible legacy of Power Rangers.

A legacy that includes a man with a giant head floating in a tube.

5...4...3...2...1
Rangers in Space!

Blast controls to outer space, Now
Flying Higher than ever before
Rangers...in space!

(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
Go, go, go, fly

(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
(eh)...In Space

(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
(Go) Power Rangers
(ehh)...In Space!


IT'S MORPHINE TIME!
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Heartfelt Kingdom Of LIES! [May. 5th, 2006|11:23 pm]
Kaosu Reido
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[mood |bouncyDARKNESS]
[music |Sanctuary]

Kingdom Hearts 2 is an incredibly evil game made of goodness and light.

And lotsa Disney.

But mostly goodness and light.

Go play this game. All the way through. Well, ignore most of the Disney stuff. Just go play this game, OK? Play it with love. Love and doom. And more love. Extra doom.

The basic premise is, Disney and Square combine their giant corperate behemoths into one big behemoth that eats babies. Thankfully, the result does NOT suck. It is anti-suck.

Ok, some of it sucks.

Most of it doesn't.

Really, the game's just fun. It's got a story I really enjoyed; at least, KH2 does. KH2 includes most of the depth that KH1 wanted you to THINK it had. KH1 is like a book that gives you an overview and proports to be a novel; KH2 is the novel.

Or something.

Shut up, my analogies are great.

Or metaphors.

Shut up.

I won't get into everything about the game here. It's simply really fun. Especially when the banter gets good.

Or when crap like this happens.




Always great. You know Goofy just can't wait to hit things with his ass.

In you and I there's a new land,
Angels in flight.
My sanctuary. My sanctuary Yeah.
Where fears and lies melt away.
Music inside.
What's left of me.
What's left of me now.

I watch you fast asleep,
all I fear means nothing.

In you and I there's a new land,
Angels in flight.
My sanctuary. My sanctuary. Yeah.
Where fears and lies melt away.
Music inside.
What's left of me.
What's left of me now.

My heart is a battleground

You show me how to see,
that nothing is whole and nothing is broken,

In you and I there's a new land
Angels in flight.
My sanctuary. My sanctuary. Yeah.
Where fears and lies melt away.
Music inside.
What's left of me.
What's left of me now.


KINGDOM HEARTS IS LIGHT-FLAVORED COOLWHIP!
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